Summer’s Eve, a product which will always be synonymous with douching (hey, funny story: Did you know if you do a Google Image search for “douchebags,” you don’t get a single hit for anything having to do with the actual product douches? It’s all what you would imagine) has apparently gotten a whole new product line going.
They’re now shilling body wash, an advertisement for which just came up while Charming and I were watching telly. I LOLed and she wryly offered: “Can you believe that their new tagline is ‘Hail to the V?!'”
I did not, in fact, believe it. Surely they couldn’t be that . . . forgive me . . . ballsy.
But sure enough.
So. There’s that.
I’m just going to leave you with an idea. Can you imagine someone coming out with a product which says “Hail to the P” and getting away with it?
I mean other than Maxim Magazine. That doesn’t count. For anything. Ever.
EDIT: THE HORRORS NEVER FUCKING END! Charming just found this in one of the random chick magazines she reads:
It’s an advert for Playtex “Fresh and Sexy Intimate Wipes.”
I’m going to rush out and buy some right now.