Horrifying Observation of the Day

Summer’s Eve, a product which will always be synonymous with douching (hey, funny story: Did you know if you do a Google Image search for “douchebags,” you don’t get a single hit for anything having to do with the actual product douches? It’s all what you would imagine) has apparently gotten a whole new product line going.

They’re now shilling body wash, an advertisement for which just came up while Charming and I were watching telly. I LOLed and she wryly offered: “Can you believe that their new tagline is ‘Hail to the V?!'”

I did not, in fact, believe it. Surely they couldn’t be that . . . forgive me . . . ballsy.

But sure enough.

Yes. This is meant to horrify you. Don't pretend it didn't work.

Yes. This is meant to horrify you.
Don’t pretend it didn’t work.

So. There’s that.

I’m just going to leave you with an idea. Can you imagine someone coming out with a product which says “Hail to the P” and getting away with it?

I mean other than Maxim Magazine. That doesn’t count. For anything. Ever.

 

EDIT: THE HORRORS NEVER FUCKING END! Charming just found this in one of the random chick magazines she reads:

"A clean beaver always finds more wood"

“A clean beaver
~ always ~
finds more wood”

It’s an advert for Playtex “Fresh and Sexy Intimate Wipes.”

I’m going to rush out and buy some right now.

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